JIMMER FREDETTE!

There's nothing that I love more than an awesome athlete.  So, in honor of the BYU great, here's my Ode to Jimmer:

"Jimmer, you are amazing.  The shots you take take my breathe away.  When I saw you pull up for a shot from 40 feet away, my heart stopped.  When the ball sank through the net, it jumped for joy!  The way you dribble, the way you post, the way you cross; I rejoice in those moments, for I know that you will give me cause to bask in glory.

Those who despise you are only jealous of your abilities.  They want to be you.  They want to emulate you.  But they cannot arrive at your level because your level is far above that of any normal basketballer.  The stunned looks on the faces of your opponents cause the basketball gods to smile greatly.  They approve of your awesomeness.

With this, may it be kept in memory the greatness of the Great Jimmer Fredette, the Anointed One."

LONG LIVE THE JIMMER!